This Website Is FreeOn Twitter, a place where somehow everyone is always weirder and more depressed — more dysphorically millennial — than you.Mar 27, 2021Mar 27, 2021
It Is the Year 2018 and We Hate MoviesAfter over a century of existence, the magic of film has almost entirely been sucked out of the medium. Naturally, the Internet’s doing its…Apr 29, 2018Apr 29, 2018
2017 Owes Me a New Dog: A Necessarily Grotesque Year in ReviewThere’s a really gross urban legend you may have heard in some capacity about a boy who can only sleep through the night with the assurance…Jan 8, 2018Jan 8, 2018
White Culture Is Alive and Well at the Outdoor Summer Concert SeriesIt seems there’s no better specimen of a borrowed and broken moment of culture that is humiliatingly white than your town’s late-summer…Oct 27, 2017Oct 27, 2017
2016: The Year Women Were Kind of Included in the Filmic Discourse on Being a WomanIn searching for a common denominator to characterize the year 2016 in film, I was surprised to note the immodest representation of what…May 24, 2017May 24, 2017
9 Times Tom Hanks Broke Character on “SNL” to Shout at the Audience About Proper Grammar and UsageTom Hanks is known for several iconic performances throughout his career hosting and guesting on the classic NBC sketch program Saturday…Mar 12, 2017Mar 12, 2017
Sad!, But Not Visibly So: Illegitimate Emotions in Trump’s AmericaOf the many reasons I choose not to engage more fully in the world of sportpeople is the basis upon which the now-famous Crying Jordan meme…Jan 21, 2017Jan 21, 2017
Proposition for a Car-less Chicago“New” may not be the best word to describe your recently acquired mode of transportation, which looks as if it’s been proudly labeled as so…Jul 14, 2016Jul 14, 2016
